This being our first edition, our agony aunt page isn’t yet what it will be. However we have instead collated a selection of different questions and problems broached by various clients and escorts over the last few years. So get ready to receive an undiluted honest approach to sex, sex life and in some cases life… x
Q1: Bareback – what is it, how do I get it and does it have anything to do with horses???
A1: Dear Mad Mr Bareback, as a working lady, lady of leisure and ladylike woman I can tell you that bareback is sexual intercourse without the safety of a condom. So NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! – It is in my book a huge no no for clients, escorts and any one night stand regular. Would you ever play Russian roulette with a loaded gun? I very much doubt it, so why on earth would you even consider sleeping with someone without protection? Any girls offering it are either in desperate trouble and need of money, already have some unpleasant diseases, or have a magical cure for all ills - if so they should bottle it, sell it and make their millions. I am a safety girl myself and wouldn’t ever take such risks in life, so my advice to you is rubber up, be safe and hopefully live happily ever after, you silly boy. PS With regard to horses, bareback is actually riding without a saddle, which can be a bit sore on the inner thighs so if you’re a girl, its probably a bit uncomfortable to have sex after riding a horse without a saddle, but now I’m digressing – Next question please!!!!
Q2: Agency or Independent?
A2: Dear Mr Indecisive, as an Independent lady who is also affiliated with an Agency I’m torn too, but I can briefly explain the pro’s and con’s of both (I say briefly, as its one of those topics that I can go on about for ages). A good agency will have a selection of gorgeous girls that they have spent time getting to know, seen where they work from, ensures the girls are legally of age, those who aren’t English are allowed to be in the country, look after their girls, constantly update their website with new and interesting girls and provide you with accurate photographs (all photo’s are flattering, as it would be pointless to show photo’s of every imperfection, as even the most beautiful girl, myself included, has an off day). Unfortunately a bad agency does none or only some of the above and represents girls who quite clearly don’t want to be in this industry so the overall experience is below par. For a gentleman who likes variety in his ladies and doesn’t have the time or inclination to look around this is the perfect solution to a very happy ending… You get to see lots of lovely ladies and some agencies will also find people to suit various tastes that aren’t already on their books (that was how my agency found me). If you want to enjoy the services of the same girl on a regular basis, Independent is most definitely the way forward. If you have a lovely rapport with a girl, she will endeavour to make special allowances for you and learn to pre-empt your desires and fantasies in a way someone new won’t have the knowledge or insight to. However, if you are the type of gentlemen who revels in taking the time to browse the web and find different girls yourself, Independent can be quite the adventure. For those of you who need to be a little thriftier, you’ll find that Independent girls can be a little lower in price, as some increase their rates when joining an agency. I could go on further, but to sum up, Agency or Independent, both are fabulous, it just depends upon your needs, so happy searching, the internet provides a plethora of beautiful girls!
Q3: I’ve never had a threesome where should I start?
A3: Dear Mr Threesome, as a genuinely bisexual lady I swear by the threesome, but then I’m biased as I love women almost as much as I love men! But where should you start? Well firstly you really need to decide if you want to have one with your partner or with your favourite escort or two people who are totally new. If you introduce someone new into the equation with your partner, let your girly choose, as much of the enjoyment of the experience for you is watching her with another woman; if its her first time too she’ll have chosen someone that she’ll be comfortable with. If you decide upon two escorts, I strongly advise that you go with two girls who are genuinely bisexual, as girls who get off on being with girls are much more fun to be with than someone who goes through the motions to please you! So, let’s say that you decide to go for two escorts, pick your favourite girl and ask her to introduce a friend, as they’ll be at ease with one another and much more fun (no nerves). Two friends will be more adventurous and as your virgin experience it’ll be exquisite! I always bring my friend Lizzy, she’s my best friend, loves my body and loves showing men how much she loves my body, lucky me! Happy threesome you lucky thing and do write and tell me all about it.
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